Newly established hangout spot KONKA in Soweto is on everyone’s lips after a series of videos describing the etiquette involved when you decide to show up to this popular establishment.
VIP Parking Lot
If you’re not driving a luxurious German car, you are advised not to park near the entrance. That section is exclusively located for high-rollers. This social media user explains why it’s important to respect this simple unwritten rule.
Peace of advise for Konka groovists. Bathi ningezi ngama polo nibafakela amehlo wabantu. pic.twitter.com/X3i1G1kagw
— Angizozwa Ngani Ke 🇿🇦🔝 (@inathi_za) June 14, 2021
Lol! Who used this song now? 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/GBEO4pebj1
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) June 14, 2021
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Popping expensive bottles
A few weeks after the club’s launch, pictures of money spent on expensive bottles surfaced online.
Konka Bills: https://t.co/mU7gVUsm8U pic.twitter.com/XTUEiIeXqJ
— Bash Billionaire💵 (@Sihle__Bash) June 14, 2021
It’s in the way you dress
A viral video by Killer Kau captures what KONKA is all about. In the video the Tholukuthi Hey hitmaker makes reference to his expensive clothing brands and makes it clear what brands don’t belong in the establishment.
okase loke my sister kadi puma. Konka batla batho bao kwata…even killer Kau himself had to rebrand to get proper service. https://t.co/yyJ50RH0bQ pic.twitter.com/AbjOE1DpbB
— Don Monate. (@theo_feel) June 13, 2021
Check your bank balance
Social media users shared memes and brief explanations on what your bank balance needs to look like if you’re planning on going to party at KONKA.
My bank balance watching me going to Konka: pic.twitter.com/mSn6QWaC6B
— KG.N (@ScocyX) June 14, 2021
Great service for big spenders
There’s also been mixed reviews from patrons who complain that they didn’t get the best service based on their level of spending, with more attention given to high-rollers.
The problem is that many people wana go to konka just to check in😂 this is soweto, the big spenders WILL ALWAYS get preferential treatment! Hao sena zaka be like us and stay home😂 pic.twitter.com/q2OOTtnGgK
— Tau ya bakgatla🦁 (@_ThatBoyB) June 14, 2021
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The attack on @KonkaSoweto is unnecessary honestly, at some restaurants you have to have a certain amount to spend for u to even be seated so y’all are acting surprised over waiters giving more attention to big spenders like it’s something new #Konka
— #WeLoveSensualSundays (@PezoSA) June 14, 2021



